My mother is not dating jerry seinfeld
(Scoffs, shaking his head) You know, if everyone who did that had to go see a psychiatrist.. (Intercom buzzes, Jerry gets up to answer it) JERRY: How is she?
JERRY: (Opens his door slightly for Elaine) Dating Marla.
GEORGE: Alright, now, how are we gonna monitor this thing?
He sits down next to Jerry) My mother wants me to see a psychiatrist now. (Laughing, he snorts) JERRY: (Waits for the rest of the sentence) ..
JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.
At least two to one - you gotta put up two-hundred dollars.
GEORGE: First she screams, "George, what are you doing?! " And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it. GEORGE: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.
JERRY: Well, obviously, we all know each other very well, (Elaine slightly laughs) I'm sure that we'll all feel comfortable within the confines of the honor system. (Holds out his pinkie at the center of the table) (Jerry, Elaine, and George all hook their pinkies onto his, in a 'pinkie promise', they all pull their hand away, yelling out "Yeah! (Kramer casually enters, takes a few step toward the kitchen, and slaps a wad of bills onto the counter) KRAMER: (Declaring) I'm out! I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park! ELAINE: (Matter-of-factly) They have to, it's in the Geneva Convention. (Jerry and Elaine both laugh at Kramer's impression as George slowly enters. GEORGE: (Slowly shakes his head) My mother caught me.